To Those Of You Who Received Honours,

The United States Does Not Torture.

Usama Bin Laden Feels Like Iraq Is A Part Of This War On Terror. He Has Made It Clear That He Would Like For Us To Leave Before Iraq Can Defend Itself Or Govern Itself And Sustain Itself, So That He Could Have A Safe Haven From Which To Launch Further Attacks, A Safe Haven From Which To Topple Modern Governments, A Safe Haven From Which To, You Know, Be Able To Get A Hold Of Oil Resources.

I Believe In Open Government. I've Always Believed In Open Government. I Don't E-mail, However. And There's A Reason: I Don't Want You Reading My Personal Stuff.

Wait A Minute. What Did You Just Say? You're Predicting $4-a-gallon Gas? ... That's Interesting. I Hadn't Heard That.

As You Know, We Don't Have Relationships With Iran. I Mean, That's - Ever Since The Late '70s, We Have No Contacts With Them, And We've Totally Sanctioned Them. In Other Words, There's No Sanctions - You Can't - We're Out Of Sanctions.