To The Uneducated, An A Is Just

What I Like Doing Best Is Nothing." "how Do You Do Nothing," Asked Pooh After He Had Wondered For A Long Time. "well, It's When People Call Out At You Just As You're Going Off To Do It, 'what Are You Going To Do, Christopher Robin?' And You Say, 'oh, Nothing,' And Then You Go And Do It. It Means Just Going Along, Listening To All The Things You Can't Hear, And Not Bothering." "oh!" Said Pooh.

There Are Some People Who Begin The Zoo At The Beginning, Called Wayin, And Walk As Quickly As They Can Past Every Cage Until They Get To The One Called Wayout, But The Nicest People Go Straight To The Animal They Love The Most, And Stay There.

I Suppose That Every One Of Us Hopes Secretly For Immortality; To Leave, I Mean, A Name Behind Him Which Will Live Forever In This World, Whatever He May Be Doing, Himself, In The Next.

Golf Is So Popular Simply Because It Is The Best Game In The World At Which To Be Bad.

And The Only Reason For Making Honey Is So As I Can Eat It.