To The Elitist Hedonist, Life Is The

I Learned More About Psychology In The Five Hours After Taking These Mushrooms Than In The Preceding 15 Years Of Studying And Doing Research In Psychology.

Prayer Is Ecstatic Communication With Your Innernavigational Computer.

Half The Things I've Done Are Wrong, Mistakes [unintelligible]. The Moratorium On Pot And Lsd A Year Ago Is Ridiculous. I Shouldn't Have Done That. I Make A Blunder At Least One Out Of Two Times I Come To Bat.

I Declare That The Beatles Are Mutants.

We Are Dealing With The Best-educated Generation In History. They Are A Hundred Times Better Educated Than Their Grandparents, And Ten Times More Sophisticated. There Has Never Been Such An Open-minded Group. The Problem Is That No One Is Giving Them Anything Fresh. They've Got A Brain Dressed Up With Nowhere To Go.