To Speak Broadly, The Troubles Of Life

When All Usefulness Is Over, When One Is Assured Of An Unavoidable And Imminent Death, It Is The Simplest Of Human Rights To Choose A Quick And Easy Death In Place Of A Slow And Horrible One.

To Swallow And Follow, Whether Old Doctrine Or New Propaganda, Is A Weakness Still Dominating The Human Mind.

For Men Obsessed With Women's Underwear, A Course In Washing, Ironing And Mending Is Recommended.

[warfare Is] Maleness In Its Absurdest Extremes. Here Is To Be Studied The Whole Gamut Of Basic Masculinity, From The Initial Instinct Of Combat, Through Every Form Of Glorious Ostentation, With The Loudest Accompaniment Of Noise.

At Any Given Period In History The Ideas Of The Common Mind Are Found To Antedate The Facts. The Facts Of The Twentieth Century Are Approached With The Ideas, Feelings, Prejudices Of The Tenth.