To Repeat, The Way You Get To

The One Thing I Cannot Stand Is When I Do Interviews, When I Interview People, And I Listen To The Tapes And I Hear Myself Talking And Sort Of Stumble And Stammer, Or I Hear The Horrible Sound Of My Own Voice, Or God Forbid I See Myself On Video, There Is That Complete Revulsion With Seeing How I Occur In The World.

To Preserve Yourself As The Center Of The World, To Stay Your Own Best Authority On Everything, Your Own Expert On All Topics, Infallible, Omniscient. Always, Every Time Of The Month, Forever: Use Birth Control.

I Learned All Those Jokes In Second Grade. Second Grade Is Really Where They Tell You Those Horrific Jokes, Racist Jokes And Misogynistic Jokes That You Have No Idea What They Mean, And You Just Memorize Them Because They Have A Very Strong Effect, They Make People Laugh In This Kind Of Nervous, Horrible Way, And It's Only Later That You Realize That You've Got A Head Full Of Crap.

People Have To Really Suffer Before They Can Risk Doing What They Love.

Does It Hurt Very Much To Die? Well, Sweetheart, Yes, But It Hurts A Lot More To Keep Living.