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If You Go Into A Bar Or Restaurant With A Cop, The First Thing He Does Is He'll Stand In The Entrance, And He'll Look At Every Single Face In That Room Because He Doesn't Want To Spend An Hour Having A Drink Or Lunch And Didn't Spot Some Villain They've Been Looking For, For Two Years.

I Get Asked To Read New Works A Lot, In The Hope That I Will Give A Quotation And I Will Only Give A 'puff' For A Book I Truly Love.

Brighton Is A Beautiful Seaside City, But It's Got A Dark Underbelly.

There Are People Who Can Achieve Huge Success In Life, While Adding A Bit Of Fun And A Splash Of Colour To This Increasingly Grey World.

Branson Ate His Salad, And Left The Rest Of His Fish Untouched, While Grace Tucked Into His Steak And Kidney Pudding With Relish. 'i Read A While Ago,' He Told Branson, 'that The French Drink More Red Wine Than The English But Live Longer. The Japanese Eat More Fish Than The English But Drink Less Wine And Live Longer. The Germans Eat More Red Meat Than The English, And Drink More Beer And They Live Longer Too. You Know The Moral Of This Story? 'no' 'it's Not What You Eat Or Drink - It's Speaking English That Kills You.