To Me, Most Of Life Kind Of

I Like The Ritual Of Putting On My Makeup, Putting On My Costume, Doing My Warm-ups. I Eat The Same Dinner Every Night Before I Go On Stage. I Like Having Something That I Can Count On, Something That Feels Stabilizing For Me.

That Is My Reality. It's That Important To Nurture And Foster My Own Creativity. There Are Plenty Of Birthday Parties I Haven't Been Able To Go To, Weddings I Haven't Been Able To Go To Because I've Been Working. Those Are Things That Have Not Been Easy To Give Up, But At The Same Time, It Is My Reality. It's My Responsibility.

I'd Love To Be In The '70s. I'd Love To Have A Big, Long Wig Parted Down The Middle With Flat-ironed Hair And Bell-bottoms. They're Actually Very Flattering For My Figure. The Wider The Leg, The Better For A Person With A Booty.

All My Friends Went To The Madonna Concert When I Was In, Maybe, The 9th Grade, And My Mother Refused To Let Me Go.

All Of My Friends Went To College And I Got A Job At Circle Pizza, Where I Worked For 24 Hours. I Had To Call My Mother Four Times To Ask Her How To Spell Parmesan. I'm Not Kidding. I Was A Terrible Speller. I Think I Was Really Nervous That I Somehow Didn't Feel Right Out In The World In That Way.