To Me, If You're Trying To Impress

My Sisters Like Cooking At My Place. It Has A Bit More Room, And The Food Tastes A Little Bit Better. A Big Pot Of Spaghetti And Sauce, Some Warm French Bread - Works All The Time. I Think I've Been Eating Pasta For 26 Years.

Fortunately For A Quarterback, You Can Play For A Long Time Because You Don't Get Hit Very Often.

Life Is Not Living In The Suburbs With A White Picket Fence. That's Not Life. Somehow Our American Culture Has Made It Out That That's What Life Needs To Be - And That If It's Not That, It's All Screwed Up. It's Not.

I See So Many Guys, Really Athletic Guys, Wearing Pleats And I Just Shake My Head. Like, Tiger Woods Used To Wear Pleated Pants! I'm Like, 'c'mon, Tiger!'

I Think Any Man Who Lets A Woman Pick What He Should Wear... I Mean, You Gotta Draw The Line Somewhere As A Man. I See These Guys, 'my Wife Told Me To Wear This!' And I Just Shake My Head.