To Me, Comedy Is A Great Occupation

Houston People Are Way Cool. They're Smart, They Know How To Have A Good Time, And They Have The Hottest Chicks On The Planet There.

On My Left Knee I Have A Long Scar From An Acl Operation. I've Had Both Knees Reconstructed.

I Did A Lot Of Crazy Gigs Man. I Hosted A Jack And Jill Strip Club In Woonsocket Rhode Island Which Is This Tiny Depressing Fishing Town, All Portuguese Immigrants And It's Just A Humorless, Dark Town.

The Time You Spend Hating On Someone Robs You Of Your Own Time. You Are Literally Hating On Yourself And You Don't Even Realize It.

Be The Hero Of Your Own Story.