To Me, Comedy Is A Great Occupation

The Number One Reason Why Marijuana Is Illegal Is Because The Pharma Cartel Does Not Want You To Grow Your Own Medicine. The Declaration Of Independence Was Written On Hemp Paper. The First Car Ever Made Ran On Hemp Oil. Hemp Seeds Are Also The Healthiest Food On The Planet With The Highest Protein Content Out Of Any Plant.

People Do Always Try To Smoke Pot With Me. But I Think Some Of Those People Are Cops.

I Really Never Had Any Ambitions To Be A Standup Comic. I Was Talked Into It By Guys That I Used To Work Out With.

There's A Lot Of People That I Disagree With That I Think I Could Have Interesting Conversations With. What I Don't Want To Get Into Is Manufactured Conflict. I Would Much Rather Talk To Someone Like Dr. Rhonda Patrick Or Randall Carlson And Be Mesmerized By Information. I Guess In A Way That's Selfish, Or Maybe Not Objective Of Me. The Older (and Hopefully Wiser) I Get The Less Interested I Am In Conflict. I Don't Mind Disagreeing With People In A Civil Way, But I Definitely Don't Want To Go Out Of My Way To Have An Argument Unless It's A Really Important Subject.

Greatness And Madness Are Next Door Neighbours; And They Borrow Each Other's Sugar. You Don't Get There Without The Other.