To Me, Comedy Is A Great Occupation

I Really Never Had Any Ambitions To Be A Standup Comic. I Was Talked Into It By Guys That I Used To Work Out With.

I See Martial Arts As Moving Forms Of Meditation. When You're Sparring Or Drilling Techniques, You Can't Think Of Anything Else.

You Can't Measure What's Inside A Man's Heart.

I Really Never Thought People Would Think That I Was Funny, I Thought (my Friends) Thought I Was Funny Because I Was Their Friend, But Other People Would Just Think I Was An Asshole. I Was At Least Partly Right.

I’m Afraid Of Heights. Not Unreasonably, But Rationally Afraid Of Heights. I Think Everyone Is.