To Make A Vow Is A Greater

Every Man Has His Moral Backside Which He Refrains From Showing Unless He Has To And Keeps Covered As Long As Possible With The Trousers Of Decorum.

The "second Sight" Possessed By The Highlanders In Scotland Is Actually A Foreknowledge Of Future Events. I Believe They Possess This Gift Because They Don't Wear Trousers.

Bad Writers Are Those Who Try To Express Their Own Feeble Ideas In The Language Of Good Ones.

Those Who Never Have Time Do Least

Imagine The World So Greatly Magnified That Particles Of Light Look Like Twenty-four-pound Cannon Balls.