To How Many Blockheads Of My Time

Long Life, And Short, Are By Death Made All One; For There Is No Long, Nor Short, To Things That Are No More.

I Do Not Speak The Minds Of Others Except To Speak My Own Mind Better.

A Man Must Not Always Tell All, For That Be Folly; But What A Man Says Should Be What He Thinks.

The Concern That Some Women Show At The Absence Of Their Husbands, Does Not Arise From Their Not Seeing Them And Being With Them, But From Their Apprehension That Their Husbands Are Enjoying Pleasures In Which They Do Not Participate, And Which, From Their Being At A Distance, They Have Not The Power Of Interrupting.

I Was Not Long Since In A Company Where I Was Not Who Of My Fraternity Brought News Of A Kind Of Pills, By True Account, Composed Of A Hundred And Odd Several Ingredients; Whereat We Laughed Very Heartily, And Made Ourselves Good Sport; For What Rock So Hard Were Able To Resist The Shock Or Withstand The Force Of So Thick And Numerous A Battery?