To Hell With Facts! We Need Stories.

Don't Say It...i've Seen Too Many Loves Sundered By Too Much Needless Honesty.

Tricker The Squirrel Is The Best Piece I Ever Wrote. It's Intricate.

When We First Broke Into That Forbidden Box In The Other Dimension, We Knew We Had Discovered Something As Surprising And Powerful As The New World When Columbus Came Stumbling Onto It.

Anti-drug Fanatics And Cops Are The Criminals - It's Like Mccarthyism. They Need Someone To Dislike To Distract The Public From The Really Important Problems.

Men Are Forever Eager To Press Drink Upon Those They Consider Their Superiors, Hoping Thereby To Eliminate That Distinction Between Them.... And Women, When Confronted By Superiors, Substitute For Drink The Crippling Liquor Of Their Sex.