To Hell With Exciting. I'd Rather Be

Nobody Despises To Lose More Than I Do. That's Got Me Into Trouble Over The Years, But It Also Made A Man Of Mediocre Ability Into A Pretty Good Coach.

We Do Not Pull In And Fill Up. And I'll Tell You Why We Don't. It's Because I Don't Buy One Goddamn Drop Of Gas In The State Of Michigan. We'll Coast And Push This Goddamn Car To The Ohio Line Before I Give This State A Nickel Of My Money.

The Most Deceptive Course In Football Is Straight At The Goalposts.

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.

Without Winners, There Would Be No Civilization.