To Have Courage, One Must First Be

Watching Your Daughter Being Collected By Her Date Feels Like Handing Over A Million Dollar Stradivarius To A Gorilla.

Scoops Of Mint Ice Cream With Chips Of Chocolate Cows.

Raising A Child Is Very Much Like Building A Skyscraper. If The First Few Stories Are Slightly Out Of Line. No One Will Notice. But When The Building Is 18 Or 20 Stories High, Everyone Will See That It Tilts.

A Good Writer Of History Is A Guy Who Is Suspicious.

Mulligan: Invented By An Irishman Who Wanted To Hit One More Twenty Yard Grounder.