To Disagree, One Doesn't Have To Be

I've Played Everything - Baseball, Football, Basketball. I Can Still Swim A Mile A Day. That's Why I Can't Walk.

Hubert Humphrey Talks So Fast That Listening To Him Is Like Trying To Read Playboy Magazine With Your Wife Turning The Pages.

I Won't Say That The Papers Misquote Me, But I Sometimes Wonder Where Christianity Would Be Today If Some Of Those Reporters Had Been Matthew, Mark, Luke And John.

A Woman Has A Right To An Abortion. That's A Decision That's Up To The Pregnant Woman, Not Up To The Pope Or Some Do-gooders Or The Religious Right.

American Business Has Just Forgotten The Importance Of Selling.