To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful

I'm Not A Naturally Funny Man. I Find That I Can Only Be Funny, If I Become Someone Else.

The Scarlet Pimpernel Is The Most Over-rated Human Being Since Judas Iscariot Won The A.d.31 'best Disciple' Competition.

I Have To Say That I've Always Believed Perfectionism Is More Of A Disease Than A Quality. I Do Try To Go With The Flow But I Can't Let Go.

The Clear Problem Of The Outlawing Of Insult Is That Too Many Things Can Be Interpreted As Such. Criticism, Ridicule, Sarcasm, Merely Stating An Alternative Point Of View To The Orthodoxy, Can Be Interpreted As Insult.

When I Was Doing Bean More Than I’ve Done Him In The Last Few Years, I Did Strange Things - Like Appearing On Chat Shows In Character As Mr. Bean.