To Be Seventy Years Young Is Sometimes

America Is The Only Place Where Man Is Full-grown!

Don't Flatter Yourselves That Friendship Authorizes You To Say Disagreeable Things To Your Intimates. On The Contrary, The Nearer You Come Into Relation With A Person, The More Necessary Do Tact And Courtesy Become.

People Who Honestly Mean To Be True Really Contradict Themselves Much More Rarely Than Those Who Try To Be 'consistent'.

No Families Take So Little Medicine As Those Of Doctors, Except Those Of Apothecaries.

Insanity Is Often The Logic Of An Accurate Mind Overtasked. Good Mental Machinery Ought To Break Its Own Wheels And Levers, If Anything Is Thrust Among Them Suddenly Which Tends To Stop Them Or Reverse Their Motion. A Weak Mind Does Not Accumulate Force Enough To Hurt Itself; Stupidity Often Saves A Man From Going Mad.