To Be Human Is Erroneous.

Barbershop Conversations Are Irrefutable Proof That Heads Exist For The Sake Of Hair.

What Are All The Orgies Of Bacchus When Compared To The Intoxication Of Someone Who Completely Surrenders To Continence!

Journalist: A Person Without Any Ideas But With An Ability To Express Them; A Writer Whose Skill Is Improved By A Deadline: The More Time He Has, The Worse He Writes.

Penalties Serve To Deter Those Who Are Not Inclined To Commit Any Crimes.

Psychoanalysis: A Rabbit That Was Swallowed By A Boa Constrictor Just Wanted To See What It Was Like In There.