To Be A Revolutionary You Have To

My Life Is A Stairway To Heaven, Not A 'decline Into Decrepitude.

I'm An Assistant Storyteller. It's Like Being A Waiter Or A Gas-station Attendant, But I'm Waiting On Six Million People A Week, If I'm Lucky.

The Harder You Work Out, The More You Should Stretch.

Physical Fitness Is A Three-legged Stool: Strength, Aerobic Capacity, And Flexibility.

You Can Do One Of Two Things; Just Shut Up, Which Is Something I Don't Find Easy, Or Learn An Awful Lot Very Fast, Which Is What I Tried To Do.