To Be A Classic, A Novel Should

Eunice Parchman Killed The Coverdale Family Because She Could Not Read Or Write.

The Trouble With Psychology Is That It Doesn't Take Human Nature Into Account.

The English, Although Partakers In The Most Variable And Quixotic Climate In The World, Never Become Used To Its Vagaries, But Comment Upon Them With Shock And Resentment As If All Their Lives Had Been Spent In The Predictable Monsoon.

I Get A Lot Of Letters From People. They Say "i Want To Be A Writer. What Should I Do?" I Tell Them To Stop Writing To Me And To Get On With It.

We Don't Say A Man's Ill If He's Crazy About Sex, If He Can't Get Enough Sex. Why Should A Woman Be Different?