Time Is The Stuff Of Which Life

Man Who Stands On Toilet, Gets High On Pot!

It Is The Plain Women Who Know About Love; The Beautiful Women Are Too Busy Being Fascinating.

I Would Have Made A Terrible Parent. The First Time My Child Didn't Do What I Wanted, I'd Kill Him.

Plain Women Know More About Men Than Beautiful Women Do.

Life Is Very Hard, Isn't It? It Does Kill You, After All.