Time Flies. It's Up To You To

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?

A Toast To The Weapons Of War, May They Rust In Peace.

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.

Sociologists Say That Going To The Movies Is A Bonding Experience. It Probably Has To Do With The Way You Feet Stick To The Floor.

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.