Time Flies. It's Up To You To

Sociologists Say That Going To The Movies Is A Bonding Experience. It Probably Has To Do With The Way You Feet Stick To The Floor.

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!

I Got A Valentine's Day Card From My Girl. It Said, 'take My Heart! Take My Arms! Take My Lips!' Which Is Just Like Her. Keeping The Best Part For Herself.

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.