Thwackum Was For Doing Justice, And Leaving

A Good Countenance Is A Letter Of Recommendation.

There's One Fool At Least In Every Married Couple.

Fashion Is The Science Of Appearance, And It Inspires One With The Desire To Seem Rather Than To Be.

When I'm Not Thanked At All, I'm Thanked Enough.

The Only Source Of The True Ridiculous (as It Appears To Me) Is Affectation