Thus Went My First Court Day. I

Stefan Spat. "oh, Aye, He Fell. O' Course, Master Ralon Helped Him Fall, Several Times. Poor Li'l Tyke Didn't Have A Chance.

Publishers Have Realized That, Unlike The Previous Time Period, American Teenagers Are Both Smarter And Require More Topical Material Than They Had Been Giving Them Before That. For One Thing, They'll Read Thicker Books. Besides, Has Anybody Looked At The News Or Read The Newspapers Recently?

Men Don't Think And Differently From Women - They Just Make More Noise About Being Able To.

You Know, Ogres Only Sound Stupid. Most Are Pretty Smart." "and It's A Shallow Person Who Judges Anyone By The Way They Sound. I'm So Shallow I'm Surprised I Don't Reflect Myself.

Sweetheart, Never Listen To What My Enemies Say. They're Very Confused People. I Know They Are Because I've Spent Years Making Them That Way.