Three Out Of Four Demons Prefer Barbeque

They Didn’t Have Novels Back Then. (tory) History Says They Didn’t Have Books, Yet What’s This Thing In My Hand? It’s Square, Bound Paper That’s Been Written On. Looks Like A Book To Me. (acheron) Thank You, Captain Sarcasm. How Nice Of You To Join Us Again. (tory)

There Was A Reason Why There Was Only A Single Stairway To Heaven, But An Entire Highway To Hell.

Julian Dipped His Head To Her Ear Where He Nuzzled Her Neck. “i Will Love You Forever,” He Whispered.

I Am Not A God Of Forgiveness. (acheron)

Man, He Deserves A Hero Cookie. (selena)