Those With A Moral Deficit Put On

If You're Playing A Poker Game And You Look Around The Table And And Can't Tell Who The Sucker Is, It's You.

For Those Of You Who Like To Scarf Your Popcorn In The Sack, The Good News Is That Newman's Own Contains An Aphrodisiac.

...." I Was Rather Discouraged When I Discovered That Paul And Hotch Had No Marketing Survey, No Business Plan, No Budget, No Organized Strategy For The Introduction Of The Sauce. When Asked About This Lack Of Preparation, The Haphazard Nature Of Their Business, Paul Said, 'me In This Business Is Just Part Of Life's Great Folly. Stay Loose, Men, Keep 'em Off Balance.'"

Natural Law. Sons Are Put On This Earth To Trouble Their Fathers.

I'd Like To Be Remembered As A Guy Who Tried - Who Tried To Be Part Of His Times, Tried To Help People Communicate With One Another, Tried To Find Some Decency In His Own Life, Tried To Extend Himself As A Human Being. Someone Who Isn't Complacent, Who Doesn't Cop Out.