Those Who Use The Word 'lifestyle' Are

I Happen To Love A Good Run Almost As Much As Sex. Like Sex, There Are Often Times I Don't Think I'm Interested Until I'm Into It. Unlike Sex, I Do Have To Get Out Of Bed And Into The Elements. I Hate Leaving Bed.

Even When Freshly Washed And Relieved Of All Obvious Confections, Children Tend To Be Sticky.

Television Turned Out To Be Exactly As Bad As The Most Irritating And Pedantic Intellectuals Of The '50s Said It Was Going To Be.

If You Read A Lot, Nothing Is As Great As You've Imagined. Venice Is - Venice Is Better.

Communists All Seem To Wear Small Caps, A Look I Consider Better Suited To Tubes Of Toothpaste Than To People.