Those Who Don't Say What They Mean

I Go Into Daunt Books In Marylebone Every Couple Of Weeks. My Wife Sara Demolishes Books, But I Only Buy Stuff Occasionally. I Like Boys' Things, Spies And The Cold War.

I Know There's Bands That Might Write Something That Sounds Like The Smiths, And They'll Go, 'oh, It Sounds Like The Smiths, We've Got To Make It Sound Not Like The Smiths.'

There's Nothing Good On The News. You're Not Telling Me Cnn Is All Cats In Trees, Are You? Nothing Can Be That Good If Piers Morgan Is In It, You Know What I Mean?

We Like Annoying People. It's A Manchester Thing. It's A Trait. We Just Like Pissing People Off.

If I Ever Get To Go To The Moon, I'll Probably Just Stand On The Moon And Go 'hmmm, Yeah...fair Enough...gotta Go Home Now.'