Those Who Are Dead Are Not Dead

I Could Be Walking Down The Street One Minute And Get A Handshake And Then Get Spat On The Next. I'm Never Sure Whether To Wear Gloves Or A Helmet.

Some People Are Into Bondage... And Some People Are Into Crossdressing.. . And Some People Are Into Coldplay. It's Okay, I Don't Mind Being A Fetish.

Everything In My Life Is A Fragile Decision That Somebody Else Made.

I Think Shareholders Are The Great Evil Of This Modern World.

Coldplay Fans Are The Best In The World. If You Like Coldplay Then You're Obviously Very Intelligent And Good Looking And All-around Brilliant.