This Whole Huddle Thing Really Pisses Me

Wilt Chamberlain Lied When He Said He Had 20,000 Women.

When They Gave Me That Trophy, Bro, I Cried.

I Like To Describe My Life As A Black Hole With A Little Light Out There.

The Doors Fly Open When You're A Professional Athlete.

I Couldn't Care Less If The Guy I'm Guarding Has Hiv. I'm Going To Slam Him Anyway.