This Isn't Just A Job. This Is

I Make Lots Of Mistakes. I Try Hard Not To Make The Same Mistake More Than Three Or Four Times.

These Are Desparate Times." - Stephanie Plum

That’s How You Tell What A Man’s Really Made Of. It’s One Thing For A Man To Be Big And Brave And Kill A Spider. Any Man Could Do That. Trailin’ After A Woman When She’s Shopping For Thongs And Push-up Bras Is A Whole Other Category Of Man. And Then If You Want To See How Far You Can Go With It, You Ask Him To Carry One Of Those Little Pink Bags They Give You.

The Note Said The First Clue Was "in The Big One." I Looked At The Jumble Of Letters That Followed, And I Saw No Pattern. Not Such A Surprise, Since I Was Missing The Puzzle Chromosome And Couldn't Do Puzzles Designed For Nine-year-olds.

Omigod,' I Said On A Sudden Flash Of Sleep-deprived Insight. 'you're The Big Bad Wolf.' There Are Some Similarities.