This Is The Way I've Always Thought

Praise Me Not Too Much, Nor Blame Me, For Thou Speakest To The Greeks Who Know Me.

And What He Greatly Thought, He Nobly Dared.

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.

Suffering Is But Another Name For The Teaching Of Experience, Which Is The Parent Of Instruction And The Schoolmaster Of Life.

We Mortals Hear Only The News, And Know Nothing At All.