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I Am Going To Become A Writer For Cosmo - You Don’t Have To Make Any Sense At All. Or Maybe I’ll Be A Bloke, They Don’t Have To Make Sense Either.

Its Okay I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers.

I Am Looking At You And You Are Looking At Me. This Is Very Good. I Am Looking And I Am Liking. You Are Looking And You Are Thinking, 'i Hope She Doesn't Hit Me With Her Crop.' But That Is Because I Am Me And You Are You.

Some Things In Life Are Not Pleasant But They Have To Be Done. For Instance, German And Maths.

Vaisey Looked Like A Startled Earwig.