This Is The Age Of Oddities Let

Critics Are Already Made.

I Deny Nothing, But Doubt Everything.

For Through The South The Custom Still Commands The Gentleman To Kiss The Lady's Hands.

Nothing Can Confound A Wise Man More Than Laughter From A Dunce.

This Place Is The Devil, Or At Least His Principal Residence, They Call It The University, But Any Other Appellation Would Have Suited It Much Better, For Study Is The Last Pursuit Of The Society; The Master Eats, Drinks, And Sleeps, The Fellows Drink, Dispute And Pun, The Employments Of The Undergraduates You Will Probably Conjecture Without My Description.