This Is Like A Cookie, It Tastes

I’m Not A Cuckoo, Either. I’m A Fool Is What.

Sometimes When Someone Tells A Ridiculous Lie, It Is Best To Ignore It Entirely.

If You Like Books With Happy Endings Then Put This Book Down Immediately.

And Then Like A Song We'd Forgotten Was Even On The Mix, You Stepped Into The House And My Whole Life.

The More I Protest That I'm Not Lemony Snicket, And That I'm Daniel Handler Instead, The More It Becomes Clear To The Audience That I Am In Fact Lemony Snicket, That I Am In Fact Standing In Front Of Them.