Our Submission Defines Our Authority

Don't Trust A Guy Who Accuses You Of Infidelity. He's Cheating. He's Projecting. If You're Living That Kind Of Life, You Think Everybody Else Is Too.

I Always Sort Of Talk About - To Myself At Least, Or To My Friends, About Wanting To Just Keep Life Very Simple. I've Found It Most Simple Here In New York. You Know, It's Basically I Have A, In A Way, A 9-to-5 Job, You Know? I Do Eight Shows A Week. I Live In New York City. I Get To Walk Everywhere, And You Know, Just Be One Of The People Of The City. And It's Actually Wonderful.

I've Never Ridden A Hog. I Only Have Sport Bikes. But That's Basically How I Get Around L.a. Because Traffic Is Horrendous.

Anything Has A Rhythm To It, Comedy Or Drama. There Has To Be A Musicality To It. And Everybody Can't Play The Same Instrument, Ideally. But I Think That We All Have The Same Comedic Tendencies, And That's Why It Works. We All Sort Of Agree With What's Funny.

Life's Complicated And People Do Things For A Lot Of Reasons.