This Is An Album Of Songs That

Long As I Was Riding In A Big Cadillac And Dressed Nice And Had Plenty Of Food, That's All I Cared About.

To Me, Country Music Is Like The Blues, But It's Something Very Hip And - I Don't Want To Say Commercial - But It's Very Worldly And Good Listening.

You Know, Your President, The One With The Big Ears-he Ain't My President - Had That Woman Singing For Him At His Inauguration. She's Going To Get Her [expletive] Whooped. How Dare Beyonce Sing My Song That I Been Singing Forever. Now I'm Going To Sing It For Y'all.

I've Gone Through So Much In My Life. I Should Have Been Dead A Long Time Ago, But I Am Still Here, And I'm The Happiest I've Ever Been.

A Lot Of People Think The Blues Is Depressing But That's Not The Blues I'm Singing. When I'm Singing Blues, I Singing Life. People Can't Stand To Listen To The Blues, They've Got To Be Phonies.