This Is A Super Masticated Subject, And

It Is Just Flipping Unbelievable. He Is A Mixture Of Harry Houdini And A Greased Piglet. He Is Barely Human In His Elusiveness. Nailing Blair Is Like Trying To Pin Jelly To A Wall.

It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.

I'm No Communist.i'm A Tax Cutting Conservative. But I Want A Capitalism That Is Fairer To Forgotten People.

We Celebrate The Contribution Of People Who Have Come To This Country To Make It Better.

I Lead A Life Of Blameless Domesticity And Always Have Done.