This City Has Two Great Teams –

Me Having No Education. I Had To Use My Brains.

Aim For The Sky And You'll Reach The Ceiling. Aim For The Ceiling And You'll Stay On The Floor.

Pressure Is Working Down The Pit. Pressure Is Having No Work At All. Pressure Is Trying To Escape Relegation On 50 Shillings A Week. Pressure Is Not The European Cup Or The Championship Or The Cup Final. That's The Reward.

This City Has Two Great Teams – Liverpool And Liverpool Reserves.

When I've Got Nothing Better To Do, I Look Down The League Table To See How Everton Are Getting Along.