This Bridge Will Take You Halfway There

There Are No Happy Endings. Endings Are The Saddest Part, So Just Give Me A Happy Middle And A Very Happy Start.

The Yesees Said Yes To Anything That Anyone Suggested. The Noees Said No To Everything Unless It Was Proven And Tested. So The Yesees All Died Of Much Too Much And The Noees All Died Of Fright, But Somehow I Think The Thinkforyourselfees All Came Out All Right.

Imagine - Four Years You Could Have Spent Travelling Around Europe Meeting People, Or Going To The Far East Of Africa Or India, Meeting People, Exchanging Ideas, Reading All You Wanted To Anyway, And Instead I Wasted It At Roosevelt.

Oh The Thumb-sucker's Thumb May Look Wrinkled And Wet And Withered, And White As The Snow, But The Taste Of A Thumb Is The Sweetest Taste Yet (as Only We Thumb-sucker's Know).

Eighteen Luscuios Scrumpitous Flavors, Chocolate,lime And Cherry Coffee,pumpkin, Fudge-banana, Caramel Cream And Boysenberry. Rocky Road And Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,coconut,and Mocha Chip, Brandy Peach And Lemon Custard. Each Scoop Lovely.smooth And Round. Tallest Cream Cone In Town Lying There On The Ground.