Think I'll Win. Could Be Big.

President Ronald Reagan On His 1980 Opponent: "i Had A Dream The Other Night. I Dreamed That Jimmy Carter Came To Me And Asked Why I Wanted His Job. I Told Him I Didn't Want His Job. I Want To Be President."

If Lincoln Had An Affair With A Slave Woman, It Would Be An Outrage, But When Clinton Does It With One Of His Staff, Everyone Is Okay With It.

Having Been In Congress, You Know That's Part Of Our Responsibility The Constituent Has A Problem, We're Supposed To Write Back And Say, 'well I Can't Do Anything' That's Not What They Elect You For.

There They Are. See No Evil, Hear No Evil, And...evil.

If You're Hanging Around With Nothing To Do And The Zoo Is Closed, Come Over To The Senate. You'll Get The Same Kind Of Feeling And You Won't Have To Pay.