They Tried To Be Too Clever---and That

What Good Is Money If It Can't Buy Happiness?

Women Can Accept The Fact That A Man Is A Rotter, A Swindler, A Drug Taker, A Confirmed Liar, And A General Swine, Without Batting An Eyelash, And Without Its Impairing Their Affection For The Brute In The Least. Women Are Wonderful Realists.

There's Too Much Tendency To Attribute To God The Evils That Man Does Of His Own Free Will.

Too Much Safety Is Abhorrent To The Nature Of A Human Being.

I Can't Imagine Why Everybody Is Always So Keen For Authors To Talk About Writing. I Should Have Thought It Was An Author's Business To Write, Not Talk.