They Talk Like Angels But They Live

Playing Keys Is More Than Just Knowing What Notes To Play. You Have To Know About The Buttons Too.

Matrimony Is Always A Vice, All That Can Be Done Is To Excuse It And Sanctify It; Therefore It Was Made A Religious Sacrament.

[o]pulence Is Always The Result Of Theft, If Not Committed By The Actual Possessor, Then By His Predecessors.

Out Of One Hundred Thousand Sinners Who Continue In Sin Until Death, Scarcely One Will Be Saved.

Everything Has Its Drawbacks, As The Man Said When His Mother-in-law Died, And They Came Down Upon Him For The Funeral Expenses.