These Blithering Women Who Thought They Could

Before A Man's Forty, Girls Cost Nothing. After That You Have To Pay Money, Or Tell A Story. Of The Two, It's The Story That Hurts Most. Anyway I'm Not Forty Yet.

Smoking I Find The Most Ridiculous Of All The Varieties Of Human Behavior And Practically The Only One That Is Entirely Against Nature. Can You Imagine A Cow Or Any Animal Taking A Mouthful Of Smoldering Straw Then Breathing In The Smoke And Blowing It Out Through Its Nostrils?

A Gentleman's Choice Of Timepiece Says As Much About Him As Does His Saville Row Suit.

He Shrugged His Shoulders To Shift The Pain Of Failure---the Pain That Is So Much Greater Than The Pleasure Of Success.

People Do Connect Me With James Bond Simply Because I Happen To Like Scrambled Eggs And Short-sleeved Shirts And Some Of The Things That James Bond Does, But I Certainly Haven't Got His Guts Nor His Very Lively Appetites.