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Everyone Is A Self-made Man. Only The Successful Admit It.

And The Thing About My Jokes Is, They Don't Hurt Anybody. You Can Take 'em Or Leave 'em - You Can Say They're Funny Or They're Terrible Or They're Good, Or Whatever, But You Can Just Pass 'em By. But With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke, It's A Law! And Every Time They Make A Law, It's A Joke!

When Should A College Athlete Turn Pro? Not Until He Has Earned All He Can In College As An Amateur.

It Looks To Me Like Any Man That Wants To Be President In Times Like These Lacks Something.

Politicians Are Dumb, But They Can Count To 50% Plus One.