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I'm Nothing More Than A Sports Slave.

If You Have A Problem With My Answer That's Your Problem, Not My Problem.

If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

Chemistry Is A Class You Take In High School Or College, Where You Figure Out Two Plus Two Is 10, Or Something.

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