There's Nothing That I Buy That I

All I Want Is A Gentleman. I'm Sick To Bloody Death Of Bastards.

I Really Hate Sitcoms On Television With Canned Laughter And Stuff. What Really Makes Me Laugh Is The Real-life Stuff. I've Got A Dry Sense Of Humor.

There's Nothing That I Buy That I Don't Wear.

My Main Dream - And I'm Trying To Get 'living Tv' To Do It - Is To Go Into Prison And Interview Serial Killers, Rapists, Murderers, Psychopaths.

The People Who Ask Me For My Autograph Are The People Who've Put Me Here Today, And You Can't Afford To Forget That.