There's Nothing That I Buy That I

I Hate People Like That...who Have No Pride In Themselves.

You Can't Beat Sex Outdoors, But There Are Not Many Places I Haven't Done It. Forests, Barns, In Swimming Pool Changing Rooms, On Top Of Hills, You Name It.

I Was A Real Rebel. I Got Expelled.

Some People May Be Famous For Creating A Pencil Sharpener. I'm Famous For My Tits.

You Do Get Some Weirdos, But If There Are Any Nice People Out There Who Want To Write To Me Pleasantly, Then They'll Get A Pleasant Reply Back!