There's Nothing Like A Family Crisis, Especially

What It Was Like To Kiss Matt Damon? You Know, It Doesn't Matter, Does It, If It's A Man Or A Woman. It's A Kiss. We Had To Show Affection In Some Places, Love, Passion In Other Places. A Kiss Is Just A Kiss. I Mean, We'd Have Our Fun. You Know, "matt, What Flavour Lip Gloss Would You Like Me To Wear Today?" When I See The Movie I'm So Proud That A Few Minutes Go By And I Forget That It's Matt And I, And Halfway Through I Forget It's Two Guys. The Arguments Sound The Same As Arguments A Guy Has With His Wife.

A Fool And His Money Are Lucky Enough To Get Together In The First Place.

Oh, I Get It, It's Simple. Pg Means The Hero Gets The Girl, 15 Means That The Villain Gets The Girl, And 18 Means Everybody Gets The Girl.

Every Empire Eventually Falls.

I'm Not A Big Filmophile. I Don't Watch Movies A Lot For A Hobby. I Spend All My Time Watching Sporting Events. Because, Opposed To Movies, You Can Never Tell How They're Going To End.