There's Nothing A Man Can Do, That

Sure, Jets Are Fast And Economical, But, Oh My, What Fun We've Lost And What Leisure We've Sacrificed In The Race To Efficiency. Somehow, Stepping Onto A Plane And Zooming Across The United States In A Matter Of Hours Doesn't Hold A Candle To The Dear, Old-fashioned Train Ride.

I Enjoy Sports, And Love Being Involved In Any Outdoor Sport From Volleyball To Softball. I'm Not Being Immodest When I Say I'm A Natural Athlete.

I Don't Care What The Critics Say. My Fabulous Mom Will Give Me A Good Review If Nobody Else Does.

One Thing I Turn My Back On Totally Is The Unsavory Atmosphere At Most Discos.

I Do Everything The Man Does, Only Backwards And In High Heels!