There's Not A Joy The World Can

O Ye! Who Teach The Ingenious Youth Of Nations, Holland, France, England, Germany Or Spain, I Pray Ye Flog Them Upon All Occasions, It Mends Their Morals, Never Mind The Pain.

Society Is Now One Polished Horde, Formed Of Two Mighty Tries, The Bores And Bored.

There's Music In The Sighing Of A Reed; There's Music In The Gushing Of A Rill; There's Music In All Things, If Men Had Ears; The Earth Is But The Music Of The Spheres.

When Bishop Berkeley Said "there Was No Matter." And Proved It--'t Was No Matter What He Said.

One Of The Pleasures Of Reading Old Letters Is The Knowledge That They Need No Answer.